Black holes suck
You in

Black holes suck
If you fell in one
You’d be out of luck
You’d be stuck
Don’t bother calling a tow truck
They couldn’t save you
They’d get stuck too
Stronger than rubber cement or super glue

Black holes suck
You in
Never to be seen again

Black holes suck
You in
Never to be seen again

Even light can’t escape
These safety hazards in outer space
You’d be amazed
How such a little thing can ruin your day
A burnt out collapsed star
That could crush a guitar
Steal all the fish from a sushi bar

You wave as you approach the event horizon
I see your toes accelerate faster than your thighs and
Your watch stops ticking
Your body is drawn out
Like a Dali painting
Many miles long, oh
Sometimes a singularity
can be the source of much hilarity

Black holes suck
You in
Never to be seen again

Black holes suck
You in
Never to be seen again