Well, I’m leaving
I guess you know
Cause I stole your car
And left you a note
It’s not your fault
I’m to blame
I drank too much
And snorted your cocaine

CHORUS
I guess that’s how it goes
I’m headed down the road
I split up our stuff. don’t you fret
I took the assets and left you the debt

We had our good times
That’s for sure
Like when I pushed you into
the swimming pool
But don’t you worry
About a thing
I’ll find someone new
To wear your wedding ring

CHORUS
I guess that’s how it goes
I’m headed down the road
I split up our stuff. don’t you fret
I took the assets and left you the debt
I guess that’s how it goes
I’m headed down the road
To a better place
Without you

You’ll never find me
I’ve changed my name
Burned up your car
And collected the insurance claim
Still thinking about you
Just yesterday
Found some of your jewelry
Then lost it in a poker game

CHORUS
I guess that’s how it goes
I’m headed down the road
I split up our stuff. don’t you fret
I took the assets and left you the debt
I guess that’s how it goes
I’m headed down the road
To a better place
Without you