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If only the rain on the roof starting drumming just a tad earlier on Sunday,
then Chaos would not have chalked up its first loss of the season.
Although she doesn't have her own theme park,
she is quite the entrepreneur.
To begin, everyone participating is bound together in a big circle using toilet paper, which represents the bonds of the patriarchy.
Thus, Ginger becomes the latest experiment in Courtney's puppet show.

The law is a moving target.
Click HERE if you'd like to read the frog's text or listen to the audio...
What am I thinking? People, I am no Sara Lee .
Many years later, my sister and I were born the exact same day as another singer, Beck For all those who have been secretly harboring bitterness
Maybe it was the boots.

Well, a good CEO is supposed to stand behind his or her product...
Brandon came in ahead with 43, and Courtney lapped us both with 73.
Look at my sister sinking back in fear. Is the bunny getting ready to gnaw at my head with his scary buck teeth?
The show features two suspiciously-named characters, Courtney and Miranda, whose descriptions are as follows:

She made great Raspberry Bars and yummy Pringles Potato Chip cookies, among others.
It was traditionally the day when boys tried to drench girls with squirt guns,
buckets of water, and much more.
The more a girl is sprayed with water, the higher are her chances to get married.
The girls got their chances for revenge the following day
and they could spray boys with water as much as they wanted on Tuesday.
It's brave to speak out and remind everyone that there are a thousand shades of gray,
and a million other colors in the world.