I wandered the empty streets
Didn’t know my way
A neon light advertised
Some internet café

So I ducked inside
And paid to log on
To check my email
It had been so long

I had six thousand
Or more new mails
To download them all
Took seven days

I was hoping one was from you
At the falls of Niagra
But instead they were all
For half-priced Viagra

Spam
Spam
(Repeat until your inbox is full)