Attention all units.
We’ve got a 10-36-185 in progress.
Officers on the scene

We’ve got a 10-36-185 in progress.
Officers on the scene
The officers are driving on the grass and eating Chicago hot dogs with fries
We have officers on the scene

We’ve got a 10-36-185 in progress
They’ve got a visual on the suspect
Suspect is black with a purple collar
Suspect is off leash and presumed dangerous

We’ve got a 10-36-185 in progress
We are approaching the suspect
The suspect is getting away!
Oh, no they’re not
Suspect is black with a purple collar

The judge will now hear the case of the City of Chicago, a Municipal Corporation, vs. MacInnis, Brandon and his dog Tasha
One count Animal Under Restraint – park district property
Fine is $75