Fun Stuff
Top 10 Dog Activities
1. Go for walks 2. Stick your head out of car windows 3. Dig in trash cans 4. Sleep 5. Beg for food 6. Look cute 7. Chase birds and squirrels 8. Get petted 9. Avoid baths and vacuum cleaners 10. Sniff other dogs' rears
Yesterday, my human took me to the . She told me to wait minutes while she got a went in to get a . It seemed like forever. Then I saw a and chased after it. I lost the trail, but then I smelled some . The owner of the food said you mutt! I grabbed a piece and ran away. I didn't know where I was, but I could smell the distant scent of my owner. She smells like old . I ran fast and was nearly hit by a . I saw my owner and let out a bark. She looked at me and said you dog. What will we ever do with you? She patted my head and took me home and gave me a piece of from the refrigerator. All in all, it was a pretty day!