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Patrons in front of the Poodle Café were treated to a sight of shear heroic proportions yesterday. A pooch perched in a precarious position was whisked away by a wonder dog wearing a rocket and space helmet. Only seconds later, the shoddy scaffolding gave way which would have meant the poor pooch would've been pulverized.


When asked for a comment, the wonder dog cryptically replied "I yam what I yam... and I've got a mission to fulfill."

The shaken chihuahua was grateful and vowed to be a little more careful when selecting a shady spot to sit.

Dear Tasha,

I think that my human might be playing with other dogs. When he comes home sometimes I can smell other dogs on his pant legs. Some nights he is too tired to take me out for a walk. What can I do?

Jealous

Dear Reader,

Don't be alarmed. Sometimes humans will pet other dogs. This doesn't mean they don't still love you. Try greeting your human with a squeaky toy in your mouth when he comes home at night. This usually gets them in the "play" mode.

Dear Tasha,

I don't know what to do. You see, there is this married stud. We've been sniffing around each other for quite awhile and seem to like each other's scents. His wife is a real bitch. They don't bark at each other anymore. They don't have any puppies, either. In fact, they stay in separate parts of the dog house. The only problem is, both of them want to keep the doghouse and won't budge from it.
I'm only interested in his stud services. I don't want a relationship with him, for christ's sake, he comes from bad breeding! What should I do? My tail quivers every time I'm around him. I know that his tails quivers too, even more than mine. What should I do?

Basset Hound from Bay Area

Dear Reader,

The bones always taste better when they're burried in some other dog's back yard, don't they? Well, there is only one way to find out. Although I do not endorse extramartial affairs, I also can not sit idly by and see two lovebirds tethered by the leash of social mores. Get it out of your system, but by the love of St. Bernard, don't get caught with your collars down.

Weather:

Tasha doesn't like the rain so hopefully it will be sunny wherever she is.